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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Joker here.

Don’t look so surprised.  I’m a jester of many skills, and hacking into the Plot Points Blogs site was easy-peasy.  They’re just lucky that I don’t delete the entire content of this site and fill it with dancing clownfish.  Then again, the day is young.

So why did I bother?  Glad you asked.  Now shut up.

You may have noticed that yours truly made a cameo appearance in the Fearsome Avengers storyline House of Madness.  And if I might say so, I stole the show.  And yet, as shocking as this may seem, the morons who run this dump weren’t going to share my datafile with you, the eager reader.  These ignorant reprobates, who probably use spell checkers to write mono-syllabic words like “an,” “the,” or “huh,” and whom have never even heard of an Oxford comma, and whom are not fit to shine my shoes with their tears of inferiority!

But I digress.

Anywho, I’ve gotten hold of the datafile, and I have to say, it’s not bad.  Of course, its a tweaking of someone else’s work, some guy with the handle DrZombie over at RPG.Net (#353, expand the text), but I suppose the tweaks to the Power Sets are significant enough to consider it a collaborative work, so I guess the imbecile who tweaked it deserves some kind of kudos.  Maybe when I get around to “introducing” myself to the Plot Points bloggers in person, I’ll save him for last.  Heh.  Ha Ha.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So here it is.  Bask in the glory that is me.  And be sure to use me in your games, dear readers.  Or else!

Joker Datafile

 

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5 comments on “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  1. earthden1966
    June 22, 2016

    Mr. J certainly seems to add a lot of dice to the Doom Pool…

    I’ve never seen that version of Second Wind, where did that come from?

    • jpjolin
      June 27, 2016

      This is a home brew. The justification was that, as you noted, Joker really sends lots of dice to the Doom Pool, to the point where it might unbalance things. I wanted to compensate the players for that by giving them something to work with if the Joker used his Second Wind. It hasn’t been play tested and might not work, but if not it is easy to switch it back to the original version.

  2. Jerrod Owex
    June 22, 2016

    Well now we need Harley Quinn to go with MR. J 🙂

    • David W
      July 21, 2016

      You can find a Harley Quinn datafile in the Suffer the Children Event featured on this very blog!

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